Protect the people
who raised us.
Granny_Kate is a lightweight Windows guardian that watches for scams, deepfakes, and remote‑access hijacking in real time — then kills the threat before any damage is done.
Hardware-Enforced Protection™
Elder fraud is a $64 billion industry run by transnational syndicates with AI, deepfakes, and trafficked labor. Software scales the attack. Granny_Kate's Claymore breaks the chain at the hardware level.
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All 8 detection layers. Runs locally — zero data leaves the machine. Free updates for life.
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Seven days. Zero obligations. Zero data collected. Download the demo, launch it, fire the test triggers. Watch each detection layer catch its target in real time.
✓ No network calls · ✓ No telemetry · ✓ Advisory-only
This isn't a kid in a hoodie. It's a factory.
Transnational syndicates operate from fortified compounds in Myanmar, Laos, and Cambodia — running shifts with trafficked labor, AI‑generated deepfakes, and military‑grade obfuscation. They don't outsmart your parents. They panic them.
The Amygdala Hijack
"Your grandson is in jail." One phone call floods the brain with cortisol, shuts down the prefrontal cortex, and bypasses decades of wisdom. The scammer doesn't need to be smart — just fast.
Voice & Video Deepfakes
Three seconds of scraped audio clones a loved one's voice with emotional inflection. Real‑time face‑swapping defeats video calls. "Call them back to verify" no longer works.
The Phantom Operator
Scammers talk victims into opening QuickAssist or AnyDesk — pre‑installed and whitelisted by Defender. Then they black out the screen and execute wire transfers while the victim waits.
How Granny_Kate Works
Runs silently on any Windows machine. Eight watchers scan for threats in real time. When one fires, the response is immediate.
Typosquatting Detection
Catches fake URLs the moment they hit the clipboard — paypa1.com, arnazon.com — before the browser opens them.
Suspicious URL Analysis
Flags dangerous TLDs (.xyz, .tk, .buzz) combined with phishing keywords like "verify" and "secure-login."
Crypto Address Swap Guard
Monitors clipboard for BTC, ETH, and TRX address patterns — the signature of clipboard‑hijacking malware.
Tech Support Scam Killer
Scans window titles for fake "Security Alert" patterns and scam phone numbers. Kills the popup before panic sets in.
Dangerous Download Watchdog
Monitors Downloads for executables disguised as documents — invoice.pdf.exe, update.scr — alerts within 3 seconds.
Remote Access Tool Scanner
Detects when QuickAssist, AnyDesk, or TeamViewer launches — the tools scammers use to take over and drain accounts.
Registry Persistence Watch
Catches malware installing itself into Windows startup to maintain access after the victim hangs up.
Scheduled Task Monitor
Detects suspicious scheduled tasks created by malware to phone home or re‑establish control.
Live Detection Engine
- Clipboard watcher — 2s interval
- URL pattern analysis — Levenshtein
- Crypto address regex — BTC/ETH/TRX
- Window title scanner — 2s interval
- Downloads folder monitor — 3s sweep
- Process name scanner — RAT signatures
- Registry Run key watcher
- Scheduled task auditor
Patent Filed
System and Method for Hardware‑Enforced Process Termination via Bidirectional Peripheral Telemetry. USPTO.
Zero Data Collection
No telemetry, no analytics, no cloud. Everything runs on the local machine and stays there.
Advisory Only
Every detection is surfaced to the user. Every response requires an explicit click. No silent actions.